valentino... valentina...

you're so fine you blow my mime!

i'll be your silent valentine...

so you're drunk off wine and low on time?

i'll be your quickie valentine.

you're a mean bondage queen,

tie me up and watch me beam!

i've dreamt of you for such a long time,

your love is so sublime,

please, be my sleepy valentine.

loving you is a lot of fun,

its my happy heart you've won!

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